The Ten Commandments — Texas Style

(1) Just one God. (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. (3) No telling tales or gossipin’. (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetins. (5) Put nothin’ before God. (6) No foolin’ around with another fella’s gal. (7) No killin’. (8) Watch yer mouth. (9) Don’t take what ain’t yers. (10) Don’t be hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff.

(just saw this on Facebook)

5 thoughts on “The Ten Commandments — Texas Style

  1. Don Johnson says:

    My wife is from Texas and she helped with with these.

    Texan 10 Commandments

    1. God’s on top.
    2. No worshipin’ what ain’t God.
    3. No disrespectin’ God’s name.
    4. Git ta church.
    5. Honor yer Pa ‘n Ma.
    6. No killin’.
    7. No foolin’ ’round wit’ ‘nother fella’s gal
    8. No takin’ what ain’t yours.
    9. No fibbin’.
    10. No hankerin’ for bubba’s junk.

  2. Don Johnson says:

    Slight improvements.

    Texan 10 Commandments

    1. God’s on top.
    2. No worshipin’ whut ain’t God.
    3. No disrespectin’ God’s name.
    4. Gitta church.
    5. Honor yer Pa ‘n Ma.
    6. No killin’.
    7. No foolin’ ’round wit’ ‘nother fella’s gal
    8. No takin’ whut ain’t yers.
    9. No fibbin’.
    10. No hankerin’ for bubba’s junk.

  3. EricW says:

    And as I suggested to Don, for it to be “truly Texan,” 7. should be:

    7. No fixin’ to fool ’round wit’ ‘nother feller’s gal

    (If it doesn’t have “fixin'” in there somewhere, it’s not Texan.)

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